She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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