I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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