I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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