does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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