just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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