Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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