at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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