Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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