why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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