It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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