Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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