At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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