We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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