So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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