I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
