So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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