i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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