Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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