oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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