i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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