another moral hangover. fuck.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he fucked my hip out of place.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
