He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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