we're blogging at a bar
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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