Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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