she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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