she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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