do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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