Since when is my name a synonym for head?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This baby is an asshole
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
