Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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