Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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