yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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