we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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