i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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