I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have fence marks all over my body
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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