the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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