Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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