Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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