Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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