so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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