Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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