think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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