Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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