Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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