i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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