I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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