isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
it glows. i had to have it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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