God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
there was a trapeze. enough said
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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