But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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