She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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