just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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