i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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