I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm at about main and main street
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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