Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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