i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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