I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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