Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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