Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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